Professors say the darndest things...

In lieu of real content, I bring you more professor quotes.

Computer Science Professor:

"This actually makes more sense in Greek. Anyone here know Greek? No? I thought maybe if you were Greek. Anyway, in Greek, 'alive' means 'able to die'...or die-able."

Math professor:

"I never read the answers in the book because I don't trust the book."

"Let's imagine we're in a primitive state...like Georgia."

"And then what?! What do you want from me? It's Friday! There may be an infinite number of n's, but I'm not going to keep going. It's Friday!"

(Turning to the last page in his notes in the last minute of class on Friday): "Oh, wonderful! I'm giving homework! Make my day!"