Because it made me laugh...
Ten Top Trivia Tips about Liz!
- The average human spends about 30 days during their life in liz!
- It's bad luck to put liz on a bed.
- During the reign of Peter the Great, any Russian nobleman who chose to wear liz had to pay a special liz tax!
- Liz is the only bird that can swim but not fly.
- 99 percent of the pumpkins sold in the US end up as liz!
- Contrary to popular belief, liz is not successful at sobering up a drunk person, and in many cases she may actually increase the adverse effects of alcohol.
- The pharoahs of ancient Egypt wore garments made with thin threads of beaten liz!
- Liz can squeeze her entire body through a hole the size of her beak!
- The canonical hours of the Christian church are matins, lauds, prime, terce, sext, none, liz and compline.
- If you put a drop of liquor on liz, she will go mad and sting herself to death!
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3 Comments:
Oh, so many of those are just begging for some sort of snarky response from me. Begging, I say!
And yet, somehow you managed to restrain. Bravo! *grin*
This one's free, Gifford.
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