If you listened at our apartment door
You'd probably hear something like this...
Liz: "Right about now a raptor should poke its head inquisitively around the corner. They tend to do that before they eat you."
Sheila: "Should I poke my head inquisitively around the corner?"
Matt: "You are not a raptor!"
Sheila: "Oh, I don't know...Are you a cat?"
Matt is rendered speechless for a moment...
Liz: "Dear Mom--I need a loan to break my lease. My roommate is a raptor and my boyfriend is a cat. I am moving to Canada."
Liz: "Right about now a raptor should poke its head inquisitively around the corner. They tend to do that before they eat you."
Sheila: "Should I poke my head inquisitively around the corner?"
Matt: "You are not a raptor!"
Sheila: "Oh, I don't know...Are you a cat?"
Matt is rendered speechless for a moment...
Liz: "Dear Mom--I need a loan to break my lease. My roommate is a raptor and my boyfriend is a cat. I am moving to Canada."
Labels: silly
posted by Liz at 10:27 PM
2 Comments:
No loans. Life throws these problems at you. What doesn't kill you makes you stronger.
Have you ever dealt one on one with a raptor?
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